MEET THE TEAM

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WILLIAM

THE BRAINS

  • NAMED ALL THE RIDES AT OAKS PARK
  • HAS MORE THAN 8 PERSONALITIES FIGHTING TO BE CONSCIOUS
  • KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN EFFECTIVE AND EFFECTIVENESS
  • PREFERS NOT TO BE CALLED BILL

GUINNESS

THE BRAWN

  • CAN CLIMB ANY SURFACE IMAGINABLE
  • THINK SPIDER-MAN, BUT STRONGER
  • IS BEING SUED BY MARVEL FOR LOOKING TOO MUCH LIKE THE HULK
  • DO NOT ASK HIM IF HE DRINKS BEER

AARON

THE LEADER

  • CERTIFIED #1 ARNOLD TOHT FAN
  • CAN ONLY TALK THROUGH A ROTARY PHONE
  • HAS THE KNEE OF A DEAD PERSON
  • HAS STAYED UP TILL 4 AM TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW MAKING THIS

BRENDEN

THE GAME MASTER

  • IS LEGALLY A BIRD
  • THINKS LYING TO PEOPLE IS A GAME
  • THE BEST GAME MASTER EVER
  • WASN'T MENTIONED IN AN UNNAMED TEAMS VIDEO



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INTRODUCING: THERE'S A QUOTA THAT NEVER GETS PAID - ISAAC PLACE

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